For all my Darlings: November 2017

Sunday, 5 November 2017

Name animals that belong to dog family.

Mummy dog, daddy dog and two puppies.

What is the end that has no end? End

Where will ABCDEF go if they have fever or sick?

To G H of course.

What is it that everyone has seen and will never see again?

YESTERDAY,

What tense is"I am beautiful." ? Past

Wash your face,you will get one chocolate.Wash your hands too,you will have two.

What if I take a bath? Can I go for bath now?

How come you have changed so much?

Sorry! I am not Anil.

Oh! you have changed your name too.

What do we get with the sacrifice of Mahatma Gandhi on 15th August every year?

A HOLIDAY,of course.

Where were you born? In Maharastra, madam.

Then spell it now.

Sorry! mam. I was born in Goa.

There is fly in this coffee!

How can it be? I just removed three from that.

Waiter! there is a fly in the tea.

What did you expect? an elephant.

Make some sentences with the word SUGAR.

I ate sugar,I drank coffee.Where is the sugar?

It was in the coffee I drank,madam,

Look here.there is a hole in the boat and the water is flowing in.

Don't worry! We can make another hole for the water to drain or to flow out.

Why are you lying on this railway track?

Nothing happens as I wish it to be.I am disgusted.

So I am trying to leave this world.

Oh! Is that so? You can't .Today we have railway strike.

Do you eat Paan? No.Do you smoke?No

Do you drink?No.

That's very nice.I am very lucky.

Sorry! I have only one habit .I tell only lies.

You know our ancestors were Gods.

But my father once told me that our ancestors were monkeys.

But we are not talking about your ancestors.

At the end of this Stick ,there is a fool.

Which end Sir?

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